|
Wizard of the Hood
Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me
I was
flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
Straight passed out on his mother's bed
With seven cans of brew going
through my head
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado
Huh, I can't run no
where
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air
(Damn!)
And don't laugh just yet
And it bland
my motherfucking eyes bet
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo,
I gotta grip on my weapon
Cause this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping
"Oh my, look at the witch, you
crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"
And they saying that I'm doomed
Cause I killed some hoe that rides on a
broom
Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay
And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway
Now I'm roaming just like basshead
Everybody
know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow
I ain't
playing this bullshit no more
So I whip out the nickle plated fourty-four
Best tell my ass how to get back
Or
I'll blow the straw out your fucking head
You wanna see the wizard?
Fuck yeah, I do
Get me off this pole and I'll
come with you
You know the wiz?
Yeah, it's the road for him
Then he gave me on a 'gene
Now I gotta bullet
for him
So me and the crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this
ain't how the movie goes
I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what
you thought, there go the tin man
How to get to the wizard?
What the fuck
I ain't saying shit until you oil me
up
I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro
Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull
Huh, just like the book said
Tin
Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-ass rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto
Yeah, we've come a long way
Drop the motherfuckers
all the way to Del Ray
And I'm a wonder land story book tourist
Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
Anything
could be out there
Lions, tigers, maybe a bear
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my (3x)
I'm a kick somebody
in they fucking eye
Don't fuck with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss
So I just
move and the hooks are flying
You've come and buck with the fucking lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold
Or
what?
Or I'm a let this nine unfold
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray
There you can rob motherfuckers any day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (Yeah)
So finally we
was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hastle
They all just got the fuck out our way
I guess even in
Oz they know of Violent J
Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay
Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J
I
wanna word with him at gun point
Cause there's no place like Detroit
"Welcome to the wizard's kingdom"
"The Wizard
of the Ghetto as it's said"
"Welcome to the wizard's kingdom
"Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay"
"Scarecrow,
you ain't shit to me"
"And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three"
"Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker"
"I'll
chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker"
We let it rain
Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking
brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Cause the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about car
jacking
So me and the fellas went home macking
Jumped in a smooth-ass ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that shit was fun
Next thing I knew I was back at the party
Got up and was finning to tell everybody
But I just let it pass
Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass!
There really is a moral in there....somewhere.
Eat shit and die,
or fuck off at least!
|
